Of Course Ive Showered Im Not an Art Student

The Virus Ground forces

[The episode starts with tons of virus organisms on Gumball'south fur, and then 1 of them stands on a hill-like lump of fur]

V i r u due south : Brothers, we've mutated many times over for this moment, but at present nosotros are fix. Today, we take this body; tomorrow, the Residue OF THE World!

[The virus army starts cheering and raising their fists]

V i r u s : None will be condom from our infection! Our glory will be greater than the pox, the plague, and bird flu combined!

[One virus grunts as he pounds his breast]

V i r u due south : [Raises his fist] Follow me to the nostril!

Virus Regular army: Hoorah!

[The army follows the leader as he charges, only they all cease when the basis starts to shake]

V i r u south : Huh?

[Scene changes to the school corridor where Teri is forcing Gumball to wash his mitt; Darwin stands nearby, watching them]

Gumball : [Struggling] Go off! Why don't you clean your ain hand, you clean freak?!

Teri: Wash it now, you disgusting biohazard!

Gumball : [To Darwin] Man, for a paper girl she'south surprisingly strong.

Darwin : I think it's more like you're surprisingly weak.

Gumball : [To Teri] I don't want to wash it! [Continues to resist Teri's efforts]

Teri: What is your problem?!

Darwin : [Sighs] He got a loftier five from Penny iii months ago and refused to wash it since.

Teri: [Shocked] Don't tell me you haven't showered in 90 days.

Gumball : Of course I've showered, I'1000 non an art student. I merely wrap my hand in pond trunks to keep it dry.

Darwin : Ask him how often he washes those.

Gumball : You don't wash pond trunks, they clean themselves when you swim. [Puts his hands on his chin] Right?

[Teri backs abroad from Gumball in cloy]

Teri: Ewwww! When Penny hears that, she'll exist so horrified that her antlers will turn white.

Gumball : Delight don't tell her!

[Gumball stares at his hand, pondering]

Gumball : What if I just cut information technology off and go on it in a retention box?

Teri: [Grabs Gumball's hand and drags it into the fountain] Just wash it!

Gumball : [While his hand gets washed] Noooooooooo!

[High-pitched "Nooo" sounds are heard from Gumball's hand, followed past drowning sounds]

Darwin : Did you hear that?

Gumball : What?

Darwin : Kinda sounded like a choir of gnomes going downward a waterslide.

Gumball : What, like- [Imitates the sounds almost perfectly]

Darwin : Aye... exactly.

Gumball : Nah, didn't hear information technology.

[Camera zooms into the sink where the Virus Leader, the simply survivor, is lying flat on his face]

V i r u s : [Wakes up] I will find you, and when I do, I swear on my fallen comrades, I will infect y'all, and I will destroy you, and then I will accept over your family, your friends and I won't stop until nil is left alive on the surface of the World! DO Y'all HEAR ME?!

[Photographic camera zooms out, showing an empty schoolhouse corridor]

V i r u s : [Loftier-pitched vocalism] Practice Yous HEAR ME?!

The School Library

[The school bong rings and the scene changes to the schoolhouse library where Gumball and several students are playing Space Invaders. When the librarian walks past, all of the students pretend to exercise homework]

Gumball : [Turns flat and makes a bad impression of Teri] You may want to make clean upwardly the alien slime on your light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation gun. You could get sick from that!

Darwin : [Turns flat and imitates Teri too] I always carry my intergalactic antibacterial gel in example I demand to interfere with people'south lives.

[Both of them snicker]

Teri: [Appears out of nowhere] I'm correct here, yous know!

[Gumball and Darwin scream]

Gumball and Darwin : Sorry.

[Teri closes the Space Invader game and uses the internet]

Gumball : Hey, I just picked up the proton bazooka!

Teri: If you think germs are and then funny, then maybe you should expect at this!

[Teri enters a website using the keyboard]

Gumball : OH MY GOSH, what is that?

Teri: That'south my mom. This is her website. She'south a doc.

Gumball and Darwin : Oh.

[Teri goes to another page]

Gumball : OH MY GOSH! WHAT IS THAT?!

Teri: That is what happens to a finger if you don't disinfect a cut.

Darwin : It looks similar a purple human foot covered in mayo!

[Teri squirts some sanitizing gel onto her hand]

Teri: And that merely came from a paper cut!

Darwin : Give ME THAT!

[Darwin grabs Teri's bottle of sanitizer and rubs information technology all over himself, growing multiple arms in the process]

Darwin : [To Teri] Can you practice my back?

Gumball : [Makes a impression of Teri] Oh no, evil germs are out to get us! [Changes back to his normal phonation] The germs are fine, man! They're role of life, that's Mother Nature trying to make you lot stronger!

Teri: Oh really? You practise know that the keyboard y'all merely used has more germs on it than a toilet seat?

[Gumball sighs and licks the keyboard. And so the camera zooms into the keyboard where the Virus can be seen]

V i r u south : Aye! My take chances for revenge! [Leaner start appearing behind him] Huh? Stay back, leaner, he'south mine!

Green Bacteria Minion: Come on, virus, there'due south plenty to share!

[Bacteria starts charging towards Gumball's tongue]

V i r u s : I SAID GET BACK!

Leaner Minions: [While the Virus hits them] Right at the flagella! Right at the ribosomes!

[The Virus grabs 1 of the bacteria and uses it as a weapon]

Bacteria Minion: Dude, non the cytoplasm!

[The Virus smacks another bacteria]

Bacteria Minion: It hurts me also y'all know!

[The Virus throws the bacteria towards a giant blue bacteria]

Bacteria Minion: Ahhhhh!

[Ane of the leaner gets past the virus and reaches the tongue]

Five i r u s : Hey! I said get back!

[The Virus catches the bacteria and shoots him like a torpedo towards the other bacteria, causing a big blue explosion]

V i r u s : Hahhaha! [Turns around] Huh? [Sees Gumball's natural language and information technology'southward leaving in the keyboard] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

To the Infirmary

Gumball : Well-nigh there... just focusing... and... yep. You lot're correct. There's definitely no hair on your butt. [Places microscope dorsum] I don't think you'll ever grow a beard, human.

[Darwin whimpers]

Teri: You practice know there are more germs on a pair of buttocks than the toilet seat, right?

Gumball : [Scoffs] I don't care. I'm one of those people who never get sick anyway.

Teri: What, a liar?

Gumball : No, I but tell my body not to get ill.

Teri: [Sarcastically] Oh really? And how practice you practice that?

Gumball : The ability of the mind over the flesh. I can control any part of my body. Watch.

[Gumball moves his ears all the way downwards to his mentum. He then rotates his arms and torso as his legs move straight up and downwards]

Gumball : Y'all believe me now?

Teri: Uh, yeah, sure.

Gumball : Adept, 'cause now you lot're gonna have to take me to the hospital.

[Scene changes to the infirmary. Gumball is on the bed, stuck in his pose]

Jo an : [Examining Gumball] Well, your heart'south in your stomach and yous'll be breathing out of your arm for a while just apart from that you're hunky-dory. [Fixes Gumball'due south arms]

Gumball : Ow!

[Gumball and Darwin hug, sighing with relief]

Teri: What? Where did you go your diploma? The Earth College of Ducks? 'Cause you're a certified quack! You haven't run a blood examination, taken a temperature or fifty-fifty an 10-ray!

Jo an : He's fine, he just needs to walk information technology off.

Teri: I'm talking about me! [Points at Gumball and Darwin] I've been in contact with these germ-bags all day! [Weak vocalism] I tin feel myself getting ill...

Jo an : Hmm, like Monday, when you idea the foam in your mouth was rabies only to discover it was toothpaste? Or Tuesday, when you thought y'all broke your leg even though y'all don't have any bones? Or yesterday, when you idea you'd gone deaf because nobody had spoken to you for 5 minutes?!

[Teri inhales angrily, and sighs as she droops her head]

Discovery

[The scene changes to the schoolhouse lab. Gumball, Darwin and Teri are using microscopes]

Gumball : [To Teri] You know, I remember I've really found a disease you suffer from. Attention-seeking-itis. [gasps] Dr. Darwin, is there a cure?

Darwin : [Deep voice, pretending to be a doctor] Yes, getting a life.

[Gumball and Darwin snicker, Teri plucks a strand of hair from Gumball]

Gumball : Ow!

Teri: I just needed a pilus sample. [Looks at the strand through the microscope, so gasps]

Gumball : [Sighs] Lemme guess, you found a deadly virus previously unknown to science, and it's coming after united states.

Teri: Yep, exactly.

Gumball : [Sarcastically] Oh no! What should nosotros exercise, Dr. Darwin?

Darwin : [Pretends to be a doctor over again] I recommend a high-dose treatment of sarcastic looks.

[Gumball and Darwin fold their arms and wait sarcastically at Teri]

Teri: Could you lot at least expect at it?

[The boys practice not respond. Teri sniffs, and draws a tear on her cheek]

Gumball : [Sighs] Alright, whatever. [Looks through microscope] What the pox?

[Camera zoons in on the microscope, with the Virus seemingly insulting Gumball]

Gumball : [Off-screen] Dude, she'due south right! There'southward a virus. And he's making rude gestures at me with those little tentacles!

[Darwin looks through the microscope equally well. He sees The Virus abound wings]

Darwin : [Off-screen] What does it mean when a virus grows wings?

Teri: [Panicks] Let me expect. [Looks through microscope]

[The Virus starts flying towards them]

Teri: [Gasps] Information technology's mutated and gone airborne.

[Teri grabs a pencil, erases her oral fissure and draws a surgical mask in its place]

Darwin : Give me that! [Grabs pencil and also draws a mask on his face]

[Teri tries to speak, but is muffled]

Gumball : Concur on. [Draws Teri a tiny mouth]

Teri: [Minor phonation] We need to hide in a sterilized surroundings. [Erases mouth over again]

Finding the Cure

[Scene changes to the Watterson living room. The kids are on the couch. Each are wearing protective gear: Darwin is in his fishbowl; Gumball has a plastic inflatable ball over his caput; Teri is folded inside a clear plastic paper sleeve. Gumball is browsing on his laptop]

Gumball : Which virus exercise you recollect it is?

Darwin : Let's read the symptoms.

Teri: [Sighs] What's the bespeak? Nosotros'll never know which virus information technology is if it'due south always mutating. [Whispers] They're the worst, they always notice a way to become you.

Darwin : So we need to fight burn with burn! [Concentrates]

Gumball : What are you doing?

Darwin : Trying... to... mutate! [Cracks the fishbowl] Ah!

[The laptop beeps]

Gumball : [Gasps] An email from free online medication without prescription!

[He clicks on it]

Laptop: Virus detected. Initiating virus protection protocol-

[The laptop screen glitches, and it shuts down]

Gumball : Hmm, maybe it's just rebooting.

[The laptop starts growling and moving on its own]

Gumball : Uhh, did you see that?

[Darwin and Teri have leaped out of their protective gear and the burrow. The laptop starts attacking Gumball]

Gumball : Can I get a petty help over here?!

Darwin : Try to turn information technology off and on.

[The laptop bites at Gumball, and tears off the ball on his head. It spits information technology out and jumps at Gumball again]

Gumball : Ahh! Darwin! Unplug it! [Runs away]

[The laptop growls at Darwin, and starts barreling towards him. Darwin screams equally the laptop nears, but and so Teri charges in and douses the laptop using a mug of water. The laptop'due south screen turns blue, then shuts down. Shortly afterward, a jolt of electricity emanates from the computer and makes its way though the charger to the electrical port near Darwin, producing loud static which surprises him]

Darwin : Ah! I told you lot PCs were unreliable.

[The Virus' face appears on the TV screen]

Five i r u due south : Y'all thought you had escaped me, merely you thought wrong. I am a warrior who tin never be defeated. I have mutated and now I'g gonna take-

[Gumball mutes the TV]

Gumball : Let's go out of here while he'due south nevertheless talking [His hand goes towards the doorknob]

[A compact disk flies at the door, embedding itself into the forest. The Virus starts launching CDs from the stereo]

Gumball : Huh? Go down! It'south a multi-changer! [They take comprehend behind the sofa]

Darwin : How did he get into the stereo?!

Teri: He's mutated and infected the unabridged electrical arrangement!

Escape

[Several appliances start floating and moving towards the sofa.]

Gumball : Every electrical device in this house is coming after us, it'll be safer if-

[An electric razor attacks Gumball]

Gumball : Ahh! [Sits up; his eyebrows are missing] Aww man, not the eyebrows!

Teri: How exactly do you experience nigh that? Angry? Surprised? Upset? I can't tell.

[Gumball grows his eyebrows back]

Teri: Oh.

Darwin : On my command! 3! 2! 1!

[The music stutters, and the disk slot on the stereo opens]

Darwin : Go!

[The kids see the kitchen]

Teri: How did you know that would happen?

Darwin : My mix-record is all scratched upwardly. Information technology always jams. [Screams; the waffle iron has clamped onto his human foot] The waffle iron!

Gumball : Oh my gosh! Your leg! Is it burning?

Darwin : [Calmly] Nah, I overreacted. It'southward warming up actually slowly. [Removes the iron from his foot]

[The toaster starts shooting bread at them, so they take cover backside the fridge door]

Gumball : Merely what practise you want from us?

V i r u s : [Using the boombox] I want my vengeance! You washed away my ground forces, and now yous shall PAY!

Gumball : [to Teri] I told you lot I shouldn't have washed my easily. [To the Virus] Well you're not gonna destroy the states with pastry! [Gets a mouthful of pastry in his rima oris]

V i r u s : The pastries were just a decoy, my friend.

[The microwave crackles and shoots rays out, called-for the Robinsons' roast turkey next door. Gumball, Darwin, and Teri run out to the backyard]

Gumball : Shh, what'due south that sound?

[Scene changes to the shed. A rotary saw blade flies out the door. Gumball and Darwin duck. They look down, and Gumball gasps. Teri appears to be decapitated.]

Gumball : Teri... are... you okay?

[Teri does not respond]

Gumball : She's not answering.

Darwin : I call up it'due south for the all-time. 'Crusade if she tried to talk, she'd audio similar-- [Makes gurgling sounds]

Gumball : [Sobs and kneels] I'm so sorry, Teri. I shouldn't have made fun of you.

Darwin : [Sobs and kneels as well] At least, she doesn't need to worry about germs anymore.

[Teri suddenly sits upwards, head intact]

Teri: Watch out! [Gumball and Darwin scream in surprise] No, behind y'all! [Points]

[The lawnmower bursts out of the shed. Gumball, Darwin, and Teri dodge it. They jump over the debate, and the lawnmower plows right into the debate]

Gumball : [Panting] That was close. We should exist safe out here, there'south no electrical stuff.

[The lawnmower bumps into a parked car. A moving ridge of electricity washes over the car and information technology starts. The virus' face up appears on the automobile'southward sattnav]

Sattnav: System online.

[The Virus laughs evilly]

Gumball : Oh man, he's mutated once again!

[Several cars nearby also first, then they butt towards the kids, who then run away]

Gumball : I've got an idea! [Flips a cease sign towards the cars]

[The cars completely ignore the sign, plowing into it as they keep the chase]

Gumball : I idea he'd at to the lowest degree tedious down at the stop sign.

[The cars environment them]

Teri: Quick! Downwards the alley!

[The cars follow them downward the alley, and corner them. Gumball steps forward and berates the Virus]

Gumball : Hey, Virus?! Where's the honor in this?! 5 cars against three kids? I thought you lot were a warrior, not a coward!

V i r u due south : Who are you lot calling a coward?! I don't need an army to accept you down!

Gumball : And then come out and fight me like a human!

V i r u s : You're on!

[The cars plow off; one of the cars get the hood flipped open, revealing the Virus]

5 i r u s : I hope your torso is set up, considering I'one thousand gonna turn it into a cesspit of pain. Not just regular pain, it volition be a vii-grade banquet of pain. There will be a starter of suffering, a fish course of torment, and excruciating dessert! And just when you retrieve y'all're full, you'll be served... a coffee and biscotti of misery!

[Gumball simply steps on the Virus, producing a "squish" sound and subsequently ending the episode]

v • e Transcript



Episode 1 The DVD	Episode two The Responsible	Episode iii The 3rd	Episode 4 The Debt

Episode v The End	Episode 6 The Dress	Episode 7 The Quest	Episode viii The Spoon

Episode ix The Pressure	Episode 10 The Painting	Episode eleven The Laziest	Episode 12 The Ghost

Episode 13 The Mystery	Episode xiv The Prank	Episode 15 The Gi	Episode 16 The Kiss

Episode 17 The Political party	Episode eighteen The Refund	Episode nineteen The Robot	Episode 20 The Picnic

Episode 21 The Goons	Episode 22 The Clandestine	Episode 23 The Sock	Episode 24 The Genius

Episode 25 The Poltergeist	Episode 26 The Mustache	Episode 27 The Date	Episode 28 The Club

Episode 29 The Wand	Episode 30 The Ape	Episode 31 The Car	Episode 32 The Curse

Episode 33 The Microwave	Episode 34 The Meddler	Episode 35 The Helmet	Episode 36 The Fight



Episode one The Remote	Episode two The Colossus	Episode 3 The Knights	Episode 4 The Fridge

Episode 5 The Flower	Episode 6 The Assistant	Episode vii The Telephone	Episode 8 The Task

Episode 9 Halloween	Episode 10 The Treasure	Episode 11 The Apology	Episode 12 The Words

Episode 13 The Skull	Episode 14 The Bet	Episode xv Christmas	Episode 16 The Sentry

Episode 17 The Bumpkin	Episode xviii The Flakers	Episode 19 The Dominance	Episode 20 The Virus

Episode 21 The Pony	Episode 22 The Hero	Episode 23 The Dream	Episode 24 The Sidekick

Episode 25 The Photo	Episode 26 The Tag	Episode 27 The Tempest	Episode 28 The Lesson

Episode 29 The Game	Episode 30 The Limit	Episode 31 The Voice	Episode 32 The Hope

Episode 33 The Castle	Episode 34 The Boombox	Episode 35 The Record	Episode 36 The Sweaters

Episode 37 The Net	Episode 38 The Plan	Episode 39 The Earth	Episode xl The Finale



Episode one The Kids	Episode 2 The Fan	Episode 3 The Coach	Episode four The Joy

Episode 5 The Puppy	Episode vi The Recipe	Episode 7 The Name	Episode viii The Extras

Episode 9 The Gripes	Episode 10 The Holiday	Episode 11 The Fraud	Episode 12 The Void

Episode xiii The Boss	Episode xiv The Move	Episode 15 The Constabulary	Episode 16 The Allergy

Episode 17 The Mothers	Episode 18 The Countersign	Episode xix The Procrastinators	Episode 20 The Shell

Episode 21 The Brunt	Episode 22 The Bros	Episode 23 The Mirror	Episode 24 The Man

Episode 25 The Pizza	Episode 26 The Lie	Episode 27 The Butterfly	Episode 28 The Question

Episode 29 The Saint	Episode 30 The Friend	Episode 31 The Oracle	Episode 32 The Rubber

Episode 33 The Society	Episode 34 The Spoiler	Episode 35 The Countdown	Episode 36 The Nobody

Episode 37 The Downer	Episode 38 The Egg	Episode 39 The Triangle	Episode forty The Coin



Episode 1 The Render	Episode two The Nemesis	Episode 3 The Crew	Episode four The Others

Episode 5 The Signature	Episode 6 The Bank check	Episode 7 The Pest	Episode viii The Sale

Episode 9 The Souvenir	Episode 10 The Parking	Episode 11 The Routine	Episode 12 The Upgrade

Episode xiii The Comic	Episode fourteen The Romantic	Episode fifteen The Uploads	Episode 16 The Apprentice

Episode 17 The Hug	Episode 18 The Wicked	Episode nineteen The Traitor	Episode xx The Origins

Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two	Episode 22 The Girlfriend	Episode 23 The Advice	Episode 24 The Indicate

Episode 25 The Parasite	Episode 26 The Honey	Episode 27 The Awkwardness	Episode 28 The Nest

Episode 29 The Points	Episode 30 The Omnibus	Episode 31 The Night	Episode 32 The Misunderstandings

Episode 33 The Roots	Episode 34 The Arraign	Episode 35 The Slap	Episode 36 The Detective

Episode 37 The Fury	Episode 38 The Compilation	Episode 39 The Scam	Episode 40 The Disaster



Episode 1 The Rerun	Episode 2 The Stories	Episode 3 The Guy	Episode 4 The Boredom

Episode 5 The Vision	Episode 6 The Choices	Episode 7 The Code	Episode 8 The Test

Episode 9 The Slide	Episode 10 The Loophole	Episode eleven The Fuss	Episode 12 The Copycats

Episode 13 The Irish potato	Episode 14 The Outside	Episode fifteen The Vase	Episode 16 The Matchmaker

Episode 17 The Box	Episode 18 The Console	Episode 19 The Ollie	Episode 20 The Catfish

Episode 21 The Cycle	Episode 22 The Stars	Episode 23 The Grades	Episode 24 The Diet

Episode 25 The Ex	Episode 26 The Sorcerer	Episode 27 The Menu	Episode 28 The Uncle

Episode 29 The Weirdo	Episode 30 The Heist	Episode 31 The Singing	Episode 32 The Best

Episode 33 The Worst	Episode 34 The Deal	Episode 35 The Petals	Episode 36 The Nuisance

Episode 37 The Line	Episode 38 The List	Episode 39 The News	Episode 40 The Puppets



Episode i The Rival	Episode 2 The Lady	Episode 3 The Sucker	Episode 4 The Vegging

Episode v The 1	Episode half dozen The Father	Episode 7 The Cringe	Episode 8 The Cage

Episode 9 The Neighbor	Episode 10 The Everyone	Episode 11 The Faith	Episode 12 The Candidate

Episode 13 The Pact	Episode 14 The Shippening	Episode xv The Brain	Episode sixteen The Parents

Episode 17 The Founder	Episode 18 The Schooling	Episode nineteen The Intelligence	Episode 20 The Potion

Episode 21 The Spinoffs	Episode 22 The Transformation	Episode 23 The Understanding	Episode 24 The Ad

Episode 25 The Ghouls	Episode 26 The Stink	Episode 27 The Awareness	Episode 28 The Slip

Episode 29 The Drama	Episode 30 The Buddy	Episode 31 The Possession	Episode 32 The Main

Episode 33 The Silence	Episode 34 The Future	Episode 35 The Wish	Episode 36 The Factory

Episode 37 The Agent	Episode 38 The Spider web	Episode 39 The Mess	Episode 40 The Heart

Episode 41 The Revolt	Episode 42 The Decisions	Episode 43 The BFFS	Episode 44 The Inquisition